Dethany's Mortuary

FLEXIBLE

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:51:13 -0400

5/21: I’m sure all my Tumblr friends know by now that I take the long view of existence.

OFFICE KIDS

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:35:43 -0400

5/20: Every day at 3:30 buses bring Rusty and Patina to the office from their respective schools. (And during school holidays they’re here all day.) They keep busy with homework, and actually set a good example for the staff.

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FIRE IN THE HOLE

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:15:24 -0400

5/19: Hopefully it won’t impact the aquifer of streaming media.

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BIRTHDAY GIRL

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:10:27 -0400

5/18: *sniff* They grow up so fast!

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EXPLAINING SOCIAL MEDIA

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:45:01 -0400

5/17: I’m going to go off somewhere and scream now.

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QUANDRY

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:49 -0400

5/16: Bud may have the most frustrating job on the planet.

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BANNER

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:08:39 -0400

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UNLOCK

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:42:40 -0400

5/14: Just as I have troublesome issues with Mother, Guy and his father have a contentious relationship.

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GUY'S AVATAR

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:56:08 -0400

5/13: Guy has such a rich imagination; he needs something creative for his online persona.

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MOTHER'S DAY

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:16:39 -0400

5/12: Once Mother broke off the interrogation about my future with Guy, we actually had a cordial brunch. This is actually the downside to being in a serious relationship with someone of whom Mother approves; she never asked about these things when I was dating Syd.

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ALPHABET SOUP

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:20:55 -0400

5/11: Of course I was the one who had to clean it up.

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THE CORRECTIONS

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:15:52 -0400

5/10: Oops, that almost blew the Autocorrect’s cover.

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DRINK ORDER

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:41:41 -0400

5/9: I wish them well, but I just hope Autocorrect knows what she’s getting into.

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PHISHING DISGUISE

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:09:36 -0400

If malware was actually smart we’d all be in trouble.

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WRETCHED HIVE

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:31:23 -0400

5/7: I’ve visited the Malware Cafe (while undercover) and it’s true; they’re not allowed to use their powers. However, it was due to the Bug that the rule was put in place!

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BUG'S SOFTER SIDE

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:51:00 -0400

5/6: Here’s an unexpected development. I think the Bug likes her.

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MORNING

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:53:23 -0400

5/5: Of course the minute the Bug is free he starts causing trouble. Making up for lost time, I guess.

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UNINVITED GUEST

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:28:37 -0400

5/4: So the Computer Bug has chosen my home as his base of operations. I feel so…honored. :p Thrip, who inhabits my Smartphone, isn’t thrilled, either.

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MIRROR SITE

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:28:50 -0400

5/3: I knew the Bug couldn’t win a fair fight, so I suggested a bit of trickery…

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ONE ON ONE

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:46:01 -0400

5/2: The battle is joined. And, as usual in any physical confrontation, the Bug is getting his butt kicked. Direct conflict has never been his strong suit.

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