CHAINSAW CONVERSATION

Here we see the cartoonist’s usual move of making puns visually literal. Fi really did cut me off, though.

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HOUSE OF FI

Fi came to the door, appearing as a scowling me. Once we switched phones (and after Fi checked to see if I’d ‘Done Anything’ to her device), we reverted back to our default settings.

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THE X-HUMER

4/6: Maybe I should wear a cape all the time…

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SWITCH IN TIME

Guy and I are headed to Fi’s right now; a place I’ve never seen.

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FISTULA’S PHONE

4/4: She always calls me that, and since Ms. Trellis paired us it makes sense that I’d be on her contact list. But being the only one? I just can’t fathom that level of isolation.

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PHONE SWITCH

4/3: I never realized before now how much my phone is an extension of myself. BTW, Fi’s ringtone?  “I Am A Rock”

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TRAVEL EXPENSES

4/2: Yeah, that guy’s not with Fastrack anymore. Meanwhile, sorry about spelling “despairing” wrong. That’s what I get for making Autocorrect mad last week.

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ANTISOCIAL

4/1: The scary thing is that Fi and I *are* effectively increasing the company’s social media presence.

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UNAPPRECIATED

Been there, done that, got the mortuary shroud.

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CORRECT CHANGE

3/26: She hates it when I do that.

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