Dethany's Mortuary

Apr 20

FOUR WHEEL DETHANY

4/20: If I were a motor vehicle I’d be hearse. What else?

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Apr 19

BASKET CASE

4/19: Before the holiday, I gave Fi a gift basket of black eggs. Of course, one of them was Lenore.

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Apr 18

TIPPING POINT

Again, Fi’s words are brutally harsh, but true. I haven’t even imagined how much Wendy spends to save Ms. Trellis from Ms. Trellis.

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Apr 17

OUT OF POCKET

4/17: Wow, Fi is actually familiar with Nosferatu. Good choice. However, now I’m bothered by how much money my work takes out of my own pay, once I see it totaled.

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Apr 16

REFUND

4/16: Later on I told Guy about this conversation. His response was that a gargoyle in her house would be redundant.

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Apr 15

TAX DAY

The reason my taxes were left to the last minutes was first, because without itemizing I thought they’d be pretty straightforward and second, because I’d been doing the taxes for my father’s business. *That* was awful, and Fi would have been appalled at his record keeping.  I’m not a tax professional like her, so it wasn’t easy.

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Apr 14

TURBO TAXING

4/14: The last time I saw steam pour out of Fi was when I suggested she listen to some of my musical choices.

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Apr 13

Social media profiling

4/13: As they say, if you’re not the customer, you’re the product.

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Apr 12

OUT WITH THE OLD

4/12: I dispensed with my last desktop after the last OS upgrade. With most of my outside-the-office work done on my laptop, my home desktop had mainly become a large backup drive.

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Apr 11

PLAYING MOMMY

After it “hatches” she pretends to feed it computer cables.

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