9/20: Tis the season!
9/19: I’d rather she not check my Email for me.
9/18: Of course, those are only about half of my avatars…
9/17: She still hasn’t chosen. Fortunately, Thrip is the one helping her make these wedding decisions, not me. (Percy, of course, is in hiding.)
9/16: They get to the point where they just automatically say yes.
9/15: Oh, Art…
9/14: No, that last panel isn’t a real video! Stop clicking on it! :)
9/13: Lenore isn’t known for subtlety.
9/12: One can do worse than look to relentless zombies as a work ethic inspiration.
9/11: That’s actually a short nap for Art.
9/10: In Art’s case, it’s the approximate fluid capacity of Niagara Falls.
9/9: That may also take care of any sinus problems he may have had.
9/8: No need for violence; you just have to know the proper way to interrogate those guys.
9/7: I sympathize with Bud, and only seek his help in actual emergencies. Re: toys; I’ve kept most of my Nightmare Before Christmas-themed playthings.
9/6: And you wonder why, in Film Noir, streets are always slick with moisture. It ain’t rain.
9/5: As with any kind of hunt, one just has to use the proper bait.
9/4: Our first stop in cyberspace, The Shutdown Lounge. That’s where both apps and malware go after the system shuts down and they’re no longer “on the job.”
9/3: My noir detective is always one of favorite avatars, and it was easy to adapt it to Fi. We’re on the case!
9/2:This is going to require some detective work for me and my “partner.”
8/28: A vile and unwelcome adversary if there ever was one.
8/27: Actually there are many more, but one person is able to juggle so much.
8/26: Back in the 1980s, size did matter. :)
8/25: This week, join Guy and myself as we travel back to the distant past…the 1980s!
8/24: This was inspired by the ghost tour I took in New Orleans in May.
8/23: How can I possibly turn down the straight lines that Fi so generously provides?
8/22: Just a reminder; Thrip lives in my cell phone. She’s a cybervampire who limits her appetite to spam. And yes, she’s the Computer Bug’s ex.
8/21: Even when the Bug tries to be helpful…he’s not helpful.
8/20: She’ll thank me for using a professional photographer. You get what you pay for!
8/19: Autocorrect didn’t even mention having The Cure as the reception band.
8/18: It’s gonna be tough job, but somebody has to do it.
8/17: I can’t stand that guy, mainly because I can never seem to avoid him.
8/16: When you make your I0S icons do this, it looks like they’re having a party.
8/15: I guess that guy was in a hurry.
8/14: I’ve often felt that part of my job description is creating reactions like this.
8/13: Surreal, but it’s true that about half of the things requiring Ms. Trellis’s signature these days is done electronically. And the ratio is increasing.
8/12: Oh, Art…
8/11: Me, I always update as soon as I see those little red circles with the white numbers.
"Game of Thrones" heraldry! What’s yours?
8/9: A stunning development! And nobody got a picture of the fleeting event.
8/8: Next year I’ll come prepared! Actually, we won the team horseshoes competition. (The “shoes” were made by cutting up 15-year-old AOL disks.)
8/7: True, but the race for the Silver Medal is wide open.
8/6: I see the logic. Once posted online, they’re permanent.
8/5: I think what you’re seeing in that last panel is self preservation in action.
8/4: Guy to the rescue!
8/3: There are six reasons to read today’s Fastrack strip..seven if you count the panel with Lenore.
8/2: Hope they don’t make any accidental in-app purchases.
8/1: Yes, it’s the annual Fastrack Inc. company picnic, and for the first time ever, Fi is attending.
7/31: It definitely comes in handy for exhuming.
7/30: Oh, Art…
7/29: It probably speaks well of Ms. Trellis that she’s not familiar with NSFW.